= jay wood
Loathing most elements of his life - his failed marriage, alchohism, the loss of his life and even his city, Los Angeles, Eddie Valiant nevertheless comes to the aid of his Toon friends. Ultimately, Valiant, becomes devoted to unraveling the mystery of the Toon murders and Judge Doom’s ‘Final Solution’, and is eventually able to repair his damaged relationships and prior misconduct.
= Alan Starzinski.
Mouth is Alan Starzinski. If Alan were exactly twice as old as he is, he would have been cast in The Goonies as Mouth.
= abra tabak
Geniune, sweet, loving and loyal, Maid Marian is clearly Abra Tabak. The creator of this blog tempers this one by adding that her favorite Robin Hood stories have Maid Marian as the best archer of the Merry Men, easily surpassing Robin himself - and willing to do anything necessary to defend and protect her friends. The Disney interpretation of Maid Marian falters here in comparison, somewhat.
= benjamin apple
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (FRONK-en-stein), grandson to the mad scientist Dr. Frankenstein. Unassuming, dilligent and intelligent, Frederick slowly builds to wild paraoxsms of insane madness as he comes to understand his true passions in Life.
Benjamin Apple (APP-il) can ONLY be Dr. FREDERICK FRANKENSTEEIN!!!
= miles klee
Hans Gruber is the chuckling, genius, ruthless mastermind of a plot to steal a disgusting amount of money on Christmas Eve in Los Angeles. Playing the weaknesses of the police and federal investigators to his full advantage, his devious plot would have surely worked if not for the fateful interference of John McClane.
Miles Klee has successfully stolen $640 million dollars in non-negotiable bearer bonds.
= ben ragheb
Logical, intelligent and incredibly strong, Spock (beta?) is a powerful, if temporary, leader of the Starship Enterprise. Nearly always perfectly balancing the available information with his orders and the turbulent desires of his shipmates and friends, as well as his human side and his Vulcan side, Spock is an astonishing force. Spock also appreciates surprise and is more than a little playful.
The logical character choice for Ben Ragheb is Spock.
= Brandon Scott Jones
Rex is nervous about his own abilities, incredibly sweet and enthusiastic about every crazy plan his friends throw his way. Always there to support a friend in need, Rex is afraid of being replaced by a scarier model. He doesn’t realize that there is no way to upgrade from a Tyrannosaurus Rex! BSJ is the King (… Rex… no? ok fine).
= neil casey
Peter Venkman. Finding it impossible to take any of the myriad adventures of the Ghostbusters seriously, the wildly intelligent Dr. Venkman amuses himself while remaining a powerful doctor of Parapsychology. And a loyal, if exasperated, friend to the motley crew the Ghostbusters acquire.
Neil Casey is pretty obviously Peter Venkman.
= jeremy bent
Powerful, intelligent and supportive, Professor X enables all the other mutants learning from him to do greater and more impressive feats of awesome-tude. Jeremy Bent is clearly Professor X.
= Lauren Hunter
Brave, capable, strong and resourceful, Eowyn of the Rohirrim surprises her brethren by becoming amongst the most bad ass of the Men fighting in the struggle for Gondor, single-handedly killing the king of the Ringwraiths.
= matt little
Henry Jones Sr., Holy Grail expert and father to Indiana, is intelligent, passionate and dedicated to the things he holds dearest. Capable of disarming a Nazi tank using primarily his wits, Jones is also surprisingly bad ass.
HENRY JONES IS MATT LITTLE!
= matt fisher.
Ian Malcolm, Chaos theoritician and mathematics professor from Jurassic Park has a wild, jet grounded intelligence, a firm grip of the serious danger of the JP situation, as well as a flirty smart-assitude. He is also brave and has an awesome leather jacket. IAN MALCOM IS MATT FISHER!
